Barley Mowat 

Beer and Learning: Together at Last!

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I don’t often plug events on this blog, mostly because the events I think are good enough to plug tend to sell out instantaneously so I elect to not rub in the fact that I have tickets. Hey, speaking of which, I have tickets to Hoppapalooza! Suck it, losers! But I digress.

However, one event is upcoming that you can weirdly still purchase entry for. This is likely because it’s not focused on the general public. The Business of Craft Beer (May 29th, 2-6pm) is a four hour long boot camp on starting and marketing a brewery successfully.

Things kick off with a keynote from Ninkasi Brewing’s Jamie Floyd, then a open panel takes questions on Opening a Craft Brewery in BC featuring Don Farion (Bomber), Anthony Frustagli (Parallel 49) and Jim Dodds (Red Truck). Following that a new panel discusses what to do with the beer once you’ve made (Marketing & Selling Craft Beer), with Adam Mills (Four Winds), Ian McKay (Driftwood) and Tim Barnes (Central City).

Hosting the whole thing is that mountain of beer knowledge himself: Joe Wiebe. Also, you can expect me to interject random thoughts throughout the afternoon, at least until they use the gag and tranquilizers Joe no doubt told the organizers to have at the ready.

Why go, though? You already know how to brew beer and maybe even have threatened, conned and outright extorted your way to some seed capital (sorry, mom). You see, over the years I’ve talked to many dozens of brewers and brewery owners. To a person, they’re all lovely people but that doesn’t stop a solid third to half of them from having virtually no idea what they’re doing when it comes to running a brewery as a business. The balance aren’t a whole lot better, either.

Everyone wants to live the dream and start their own brewery. It sounds attractive: taking that hobby which enthrals you for hours at a time every few weeks (and destroys your kitchen) and turning it into your full time job (which isn’t in your kitchen). Having a chance to brew creatively, put your gorgeous beer in equally gorgeous bottles and then reaping the internal reward of seeing your beer right there on the shelf next to Four Winds (only your beer will be even better, ‘natch) is all the motivation you need.

Well, your VISA statement looking like this also
nudges you towards making free, unlimited beer.

That’s the dream, isn’t it? It’s a sexy temptress of an ideal that pulls you in, then gets all “I have a headache and you have books to balance” in the cold clear light of day. Actually crafting recipes and making beer are just two small steps in a long serpent of a convoluted business process. How much should you spend on packaging? Used brewhouse or new? When do you bottle? Do you even bottle? Can? How much do you have to pay farmers to pick up your spent grain? What licenses do you need to open a tasting room? And HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE TO PAY SOMEONE TO COME GET YOUR SPENT GRAIN?!?

Running a brewery is running a business. End of story. If you’re seriously considering getting into this business or even if you’re still in the day dreaming stage, a chance to ask people pointed and frank questions in an open setting is worth far, far more than the $75 cost of entrance, even if food and beer weren’t included (which, by the way, they are).

If you just looked at that “$75” and thought “that’s too expensive” then save us all some time and keep your day job. Starting a brewery will be the hardest, most expensive, most time consuming thing you’ve ever done with your life, and saving a paltry $75 at the start of this process by not attending this event is about the single worst way to save money you could conceive of.

Seriously, saving $1/hr by hiring this guy to be your delivery driver would be smarter.

Maybe I’m recommending this event because the organizers asked me to (they did) or because they gave me a free ticket (also true), and sure, those things absolutely meet my main criteria for blogging on a topic: making my life better. However, I try to think a bit longer term. My life would be massively better if there were even more breweries in BC, and there will be more breweries if the existing breweries aren’t going out of business left, right and centre because their owners put too much emphasis on “making great beer” and not enough on “paying rent.” You can do both, folks, but you gotta learn how.

This event won’t answer all the questions you need answered in order to run brewery as a business. Heck, it won’t even start. However, if you’re lucky and pay attention, it might teach you which questions you have to ask in the first place, and that’s gotta be worth $75.

Buy your tickets here.

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May 20th, 2014 at 2:48 pm

Chuck Takes Manhattan

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So, I’m home. My epic journey to Europe and back concluded last weekend, but it took me another week to catch up at my day job. Yes, I have a day job. Until you lot pay me enough to quit and swill craft beer full time, I’ll have to occasionally take time out to punch my dot com salt mine timecard.

Where did I go? A lot of places, but let’s keep this beer-themed, shall we? In order to do that, our story begins not in the fabled beer mecca of Belgium, but an awful lot closer to home: New York City. Famed for both its salsa and neurotic filmmakers, the Big Apple is something of a market draw for the regions’ craft beer producers, on account of its being New York Fucking City.

New York itself features relatively few breweries, but the 8ish million residents ensure that there are hundreds of establishments with respectable tap lists. I didn’t have time to visit them all during my two days there, but I did manage poke my head into six, and that’s enough to make broad, sweeping generalizations about the city’s beer scene as a whole.

An approach admittedly just as valid as visiting all the Earls in town then writing up the beer and food scene here.

I generally stuck around Manhattan, on account of my staying there. My buddy Jer (@blprnt) was kind enough to come over the bridge from Brooklyn and lead Sharon and me on a guided tour of decent brew spots, so they’re not exactly a random selection. Therefore, I guess this article beats Googling “bar” for finding spots to drink good beer. Read on for my thoughts.

Black Tree
131 Orchard St
w: — t: @BlackTreeNYC

Tucked into an unassuming snug near Chinatown are some of the best sandwiches you’ll ever have, paired with five tightly curated taps and a respectable east-coast bottle list. I had the Six Point Nelson Sauvin IPA paired with an outstanding pork belly handheld (itself braised with the Six Point). There were no fries served with this sandwich and honestly, I liked it that way. Fries are empty filler and a distraction. Without them, I could give the pig the attention it so richly deserved.

Verdict: Come here and eat the food. Have a pint. Move on.

Top Hops
94 Orchard
w: — t: @TopHops

Yes, you read that address correctly. Just across the street (Delancey St, for those crafting a NYC beerourism map at home) lay my next destination. If the theme of Black Tree is delicious, locally sourced food and a welcome environment, the theme at Top Hops is beer: plain, simple and good.

Top Hops both is and isn’t a bar. You see, outside of BC the liquor laws are relaxed enough to allow businesses to blur the lines between different types of establishments a bit. Want to run both a bottle shop AND a bar? Go for it. Sell bottles in the back and pints in the front like Top Hops.

Buy a pint. Buy a bottle and open it to drink there. Or take home. Heck, buy a growler and be similarly flexible with your consumption options. The atmosphere is a bit down scale (it is a beer store, after all), but the beer most certainly is not.

Bottles are organized in fridges based on region of production, with the expected heavy focus on the east coast. Kegs are meticulously maintained and curated, posted on a chalkboard showing all the key beer stats, including when the keg was tapped and when that line was last cleaned.

Verdict: You could easily blow a whole night here, given the vast selection. However, the atmosphere is that of a beer store, and there are very few seats.

Yes, this pic is framed such that you get the impression the stats are more important than the name.
They are. Deal with it.

One Mile House Bar
10 Delancey
w: — t: @OneMileHouseNYC

Another block, another bar. How about a traditional pub to close out my first night in NYC? No? How about something that looks like a traditional pub but pours 30 taps of outstanding craft beer? Okay, that’s more like it.

The selection was less impressive than Top Hops, but the presence of actual seats capable of supporting your ass off the floor was a huge plus. It’s hard to describe One Mile in a current Vancouver-analogue, but maybe I’ll risk showing my age by saying it reminds me of the old Rose and Thorn (now the Kingston). Nooks and crannies with old, worn seats, and a lively, crowded atmosphere.

One Mile also taught me an important distinction between the beer scenes on either side of the coast. Whereas a bar in Vancouver with this sort of tap list would play up the beer above all else (think Alibi Room or Portland Craft and how you perceive those places), One Mile is a pub that just happens to serve great beer. It’s subtle but interesting.

Verdict: Cosy with comfortable seating. This place does get a bit slammed but, honestly, so does everywhere good in this city. If you can find a seat, hold on to it and stay a while. End your night here like I did, even.

The Jeffrey
311 East 60th

Stuck out by the park and want some good beer? The Jeffrey is a short 15m walk away and you’ll be glad you made the trek (or the 3m cab ride). A tiny bar opens to a small room, which opens to a medium sized, private patio. 20 taps showcase local brews but also a few less exotic more mainstream brews (De Ranke, Ommegang, Dogfish Head all are on the current list). Even some Firestone Walker found its way across the US to be poured here.

One thing the Jeffrey is not, though, is cheap. Beers are typically 14oz or 16oz and range from $8 to $10. Throw the unfriendly exchange on the table and you might do a double take at your VISA statement. However, it is absolutely a worthwhile destination for spending a sunny afternoon consuming some great beer.


Tørst / Luksus
615 Manhattan, Brooklyn
w: t: @Torst_NYC @LuksusNYC

We’ve all been there. You’re at some sort of depressing event out in the boondocks, staring in a cooler brimming with ice water and Molson, wondering to yourself: “What did I do wrong in my life to end up here?” Now imagine the opposite. What did I do right in my life to deserve a table at Luksus? Yes, it’s that good. In short, if the entire NYC leg of this vacation was nothing but skinny jeans and slamming PBRs at stoner art shows, Luksus would single-handedly make the whole thing a win.

Where to start? Out front is probably best, at Tørst. Tørst (pronounced “tirst”–it’s Danish for “thirst”) is the brainchild of Jeppe Jarnit-Bjergsø. Some of you know immediately who that is. Some of you recognize the name but can’t quite place it. Some of you just said it out loud in the style of the Swedish Chef. Jeppe is the guy behind Evil Twin Brewing. His twin brother is the Mikkel in Mikkeller Brewing.

Those are some serious craft beer credentials, and if you’re now expecting Tørst to be epic, you’d be right. The Evil Twin-heavy menu offsets a beautiful, wood clad room seating 45 thirsty beer fans (and no less than 20 beards). Tørst is worth the trip alone, but it’s not why I’m here.

Nope, the reason I’m here is the unmarked white door at the end of the bar. Soon, we will tapped on the shoulder and whisked through that magic door into Luksus, and it will be as if we’re in a different country. Tørst is everything a beer bar should be: busy, well laid out, and bustling with the noisy energy of dozens of conversations. Luksus, is a secluded quiet realm of a dozen seats and a kitchen.

There might have been other people when I was there. I was honestly too distracted by the food to notice, or care.

In that kitchen is Chef Daniel Burns. If you thought Jeppe’s beer cred was impressive, Daniel’s food cred trumps it ten fold. His resume includes stints at The Fat Duck, as head of Momofuku’s food lab, and most importantly time at the widely-reknowned-as-the-best-restaurant-on-the-freaking-planet Noma. And we’re not talking about Noma in the “hey, I might once have been in the kitchen at the same time as “René Redzepi” way that many chefs do. Nope, Daniel built then ran the pastry section there for three years.

The experience that followed was the best meal I’d ever had in my life. The $90 menu and $60 beer pairing price tags can’t possibly prepare you for how extraordinary–how perfect–this meal was. That the flavours paired exceptionally with the dish and the beer was a given, as was the fact that every dish was prepared and delivered with meticulous detail to attention. The aspect that set this meal aside was the character of the dishes. Each course was presented in a way that invited you to explore the dish and combine flavours in a way that, as cheesy as it is, can only be described as fun.

Crack a wafer to uncover the course lying underneath, compare and recombine the elements of your dish a dozen ways, try first one thing and then another with the beer and discover how it changes everything. Above all, talk about the food, the beer and enjoy yourself immensely.

Verdict: The highlight of my NYC trip. Make a reservation today for three months out and do whatever horrible, unspeakably twisted thing you need to do in order to afford it. Although, to be honest, that price for a meal of this quality is basically free.

Also, you can not keep course and pairing notes like the average foodie,
for they give you this awesome card at the end.

Blind Tiger 281 Bleecker St
w: blindtigeralehouse.comt: @blindtigernyc

I’ve written extensively about the Blind Tiger before (BC Craft Beer News, Vol 1 No 4 Pg 10), so go read that article instead of requiring me to just blather on again.

Verdict: A can’t-miss for any trip to the east coast. Unfortunately, the menu was at a low ebb when I was there (in that it was merely great). Two days later it was mostly Maine Brewing Company. Fuck. Guess I have to go back.

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May 13th, 2014 at 2:52 pm

Feature Beer: Turning Point (Stanley Park) Wit

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Whoa, now THAT’S a controversial headline, eh? Bet you didn’t see that coming. So, what happened? Did Stanley Park make a beer good enough to get off my shit list? Have I sold out? Did I burn my tongue horribly and now perceive everything around me to be full of fruity esters and lemon peel? Did I forget my long-standing feud and dislike of the most dishonest brewery in BC?

None of those things happened. Well, maybe the sellout thing, because this was a sample beer sent to me for review and frankly there is no other way I’d crack open a Stanley Park beer outside of whatever bent moral obligation I feel to at least taste the horrid dreck that shows up in the mail. So I guess that counts as a sellout.

The other thing that didn’t happen is the whole “good beer” aspect. This beer is not amazing. In fact, it might be the most boring beer I’ve ever featured. However, what this beer is not, though, is insipid pond water filtered within an inch of its miserable existence in order to appeal to a mouth breathing moron who only just now set down his empty Molson Canadian but yet can’t wait the five minutes it will take to change the keg, so he orders the next tap instead.

A little further to the left and, with a little luck, his life was ruined forever.

It might even qualify as “not bad” and that, my fiends, solidly makes it the Best Beer Turning Point Has Ever Made. Remember my whole spiel a few months back about how a mediocre beer from a terrible brewery is as worthy, if not more worthy, of praise then yet another home run from someone like Four Winds? Well, time to put my blog where my mouth is.

Not only is the quality (and unfiltered-ness) of this beer a big improvement for Turning Point, but so is the branding. Previous Stanley Park beers were wrapped in packaging so dishonest it would make the Ministry of Truth proud. This iteration does away with a few of the nastier claims, but doesn’t quite come clean. Gone are the picture of an impossibly tiny windmill and the ludicrous claim that it somehow powers a major brewery (it doesn’t), and the image of the late 1890’s Stanley Park brewery with the implied claim that this is somehow the same entity (it’s not).

Improved, yes, but not perfect. Still missing are some key facts, including that there is no such entity as Stanley Park Brewery (seriously, there isn’t), and that the beer in question is brewed by Turning Point Brewing which is owned by the Mark Anthony Group (better know for Mission Hill wine, Mike’s Hard Lemonade, and Palm Bay).

Additionally, the beer now claims to be one of the best beers on the planet (it isn’t). This is a curious claim backed up by absolutely nothing, much like the bottle’s other claim of being produced in Canada’s first sustainable brewery (it isn’t). I guess if you listed every beer on the planet in order of quality and called it “A List of the Best Beers on Earth” then this beer would indeed appear on said list, but honestly that’s stretching things a bit.

Lastly, the beer 100% claims to be produced in “Vancouver BC” (it isn’t) and gives us a postal code (no address though) that correlates to somewhere around Main and 2nd. No where to be found is the awful truth: that the beer is produced on Annacis Island somewhere around the sewage treatment plant. Further research indicates this location is, in fact, not in Stanley Park.

Still, things are getting better, and that deserves some praise. Despite the ugly neighbours, the brewery on Annacis Island is capable of producing some amazing beer, if only they would try, and we have to encourage them to try.

APPEARANCE Cloudy yellow, almost glowing. Honestly, this is a pretty beer.
NOSE Some Belgian yeast esters, some lemon/orange.
TASTE A boring Wit, but not awful. I cannot stress this enough. Lemon esters are present but subdued. Orange peel is nice at the start but provides a bitter finish towards the end.
STATS 5.0% ABV / 14 IBU / Belgian Wit
SHOULD I BUY IT? Do you want something light ‘n fruity but can’t be bothered to hit up a brewery? At a wedding and it’s either this or listening to the drawn-out speeches sober? Sure. Otherwise, skip it.

Brewery Turning Point / Stanley Park
From Delta, down by the sewage treatment plant
Name Wit
Style Belgian Wit
SOA Now None awarded
SOA Potential n/a
Drink Now
Would Chuck buy it? Well, uh… no.
Availability Everywhere
Cost $12.25 per six pack
Similar Beers Driftwood Whitebark, Powell Street Wit, Moon Under Water Lightside

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May 9th, 2014 at 11:27 am

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